Fourteen Lines of Liberty
Without his Dirty Dozen, there stood Lee,
a gun stuck to his hand for every role,
the finest bad guy you will ever see,
with Jimmy Stewart-killin' as his goal.
Well Jim was squeaky clean, and even though
he couldn't shoot the breeze, he thought he'd try
to take this sumbitch out -- but viewers know
it was the Duke who made Lee Marvin die.
And Jim, a politician through and through,
took credit, got the girl and won the day,
and lived a lie as all good lawyers do --
what happened to the Duke? Well, he turned gay.
So here's the lesson: truth is bad, my friend --
all people want is bullshit in the end.