You say you have a headache? Tell me, sir,
is it behind your eyes, or from your neck?
Does it cause double vision, or a blur?
Just let me get my shinyscope to check –
I need to have a look inside your brain
and make sure it’s not full of Facebook crap
or Twitteration. That stuff causes pain
of such extremes – now, mind the light, old chap,
it’s brighter than you’re used to. Ah, I see,
there’s swelling on your liking node. That’s bad.
It leads to bouts of gullibility,
but never mind, just click that banner ad.
You’ll soon be cured with this placebo pill –
it’s only affluenza. Here’s your bill.