I don't usually define in the negative, but...
Things I do not enjoy doing:
talking about celebrities
talking about celebrities' bums
watching celebrities, or people who desperately wish to convince the world that they ARE celebrities, eat spiders and use nettles for toilet paper while being filmed for a TV show that networks should have been too ashamed to make
randomly adding people on social media
adding people who then decide I'd be a good convert for their church
looking at photographs of other people's food
explaining sarcasm to the terminally literal
explaining that yes, I do know I made a pun/double entendre/ other random word play, because I'm a poet and I am quite used to choosing my words very carefully, so you're not being clever by pointing it out to me, sorry, thanks for playing though
collaborating with other people
trying to explain that no, I don't use drugs and no, I don't think they'd improve my poetry -- why, do you think my poetry needs more psychedelia? Well screw you and your lime green llama
pretending to care about first world problems
talking on the telephone, Skype or anything else but in person
talking to strangers
having strangers look at me
going to the supermarket where I'm being judged for what I put in my trolley
trying on shoes or clothes
starting lists I can't stop
thinking of something meaningful to end with
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